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• You never have to clean a toilet.
• You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
• Sex mean never worrying about your reputation.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
• None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
• You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
• If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
• You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
• You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
• Your last name stays put.
• You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
• When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
• You can kill your own food.
• The garage is all yours.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• Movie nudity is virtually always female.
• A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• Monday Night Football.
• You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
• Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
• Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
• Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
  When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.