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Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray my penis I will keep,

And if I wake and it is gone,

I hope to find it on the lawn.

I hope the dog that's running free,

Doesn't see that little part of me,

Many precautions I must take,

To keep this part I love to shake.

Much attention I must pay,

To assure I put the knives away,

The mower, chain saw, the hatchet too,

Why there's no telling what she'd do.

To rid me of my manly charm,

I must keep it safe, away from harm,

So I cross my fingers, as I close my eyes,

and I cross my legs to avoid surprise!