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Survey: If women could have a penis for one day...

A survey asked women what they would do if they woke up and

had a penis for the day. These responses were taken from the survey:

• I would walk around and prod him all night long with it,
• whatever he is doing I'll be there prodding him with it.
• I would write my name in the snow.
• I would go into my boss' office and lay it on his desk and say "Where is my raise?
• I would find my ex-boyfriend, go to bed with him & tell him to roll over & see how he likes it.....
• I would want a big one and show it off to everyone.
• I could grab myself in public and not be embarrassed.
• I would not lift the lid on the toilet seat while peeing.
• I would measure it both ways.
• Pee off of a tall building.
• I would get racked to see if it really hurts.
• I would speed to the hospital and have it surgically removed.
• I would see what a woman felt like on the other end.
• I would love him, and squeeze him, and play with it all day.
• Demonstrate to my husband and my two sons that it is possible to hit the water and not pee all over everything.
• Pin my husband/boyfriend down and slap him in the face with it.
• I would play with it and then make him roll over into the wet spot.
• Go to an adult store and try out all kinds of stimulants to see what was the best.
• Stand up and jump up and down and watch it swing all around.
• See how many donuts I could carry with it.
  Check out my boyfriend's gag reflexes.