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" Ten Most Important Men In A Woman's Life"

Her Doctor; he says, "Now Take all your clothes off."

Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."

Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?"

Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?"

Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

Her Interior Decorator; he says, "You'll LOVE it once it's in."

Her Remodeler; he says, "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little hammering."

Her Milkman; he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

Her Banker; he says, "If you take it out, you'll lose interest."

The Primal Hunter -  who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and  lie still!"