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25 Snappy Comebacks to the age old question
"Why aren't you married yet?"
1. You haven't asked yet.
2. I was hoping to do something
meaningful with my life.
3. What? And spoil my
great sex life?
4. Nobody would believe me
in white.
5. Because I just love hearing
this question.
6. Just lucky, I guess.
7. It gives my mother something
to live for.
8. My fiancee is awaiting
his/her parole.
9. I'm still hoping for a
shot at Miss/Mr. America.
10. Do you know how hard it
is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
11. I'm waiting until I get
to be your age.
12. It didn't seem worth a
blood test.
13. I already have enough
laundry to do, thank you.
14. Because I think it would
take all the spontaneity out of dating.
15. My co-op board doesn't
allow spouses.
16. I'd have to forfeit my
billion dollar trust fund.
17. They just opened a great
singles bar on my block.
18. I wouldn't want my parents
to drop dead from sheer happiness.
19. I guess it just goes to
prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
20. What? And lose all
the money I've invested in running personal ads?
21. We really want to, but
my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
22. I don't want to have to
support another person on my paycheck.
23. Why aren't you thin?
24. I'm married to my career,
although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
25. (Bonus reply for Single
Moms) Because having a man and a child would be redundant.
Contributed by: prftangel
(thanx!)