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A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is for BULLSHIT, which is what he was full of. *
B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.*

C is for the commitment that was never there.*

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.
D is also for "Damn the bad luck" which is what I have in Dating men. *

E is for everything he said we'd do, everything he said he was, and
every- thing he's not.

E is also for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.*

F is for faithful, as long as there wasn't something or someone better
to do. **

G is for GOD the one he thought he was and wanted to be worshipped as.
G is also for the spot he could never find! (Thanks Steve for that one)*

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was
walking out the door.*

I is for Impotent which is what I told everyone he was.
I is also for the inbreeding that occured in his podunk family.

J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.

K is for Key, the one that made the lovely designs on his truck. *
K is also for Kick in the balls which is what I'm gonna give him if I
see him again.*

L is for Love in most cases, but exceptions have been made, L is for
LOSER in this case, along with LUSH (he drank an awful lot). *

M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met one?
Do you know where any are?

N is for the narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.

O is for the orgasm he thought he made me have.*

P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!

Q is for queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.

R is for the hopeless romantic he said he was. He was half right. He
was hopeless, not to mention worthless.*

R is also for the ring that he can't afford and will never buy.

S is for the sugar they found in his gas tank.
S is also for satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.*

T is for typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.*

U is for umbilical cord which was never severed when his mother gave
birth.
U is also for the ugly girl he is dating now.*

V is for the voodoo doll I made of him. Pins are inserted of course.*

W is for wife, the one he said he didn't have.

X is what he is to me now!*

Y is for why the hell did I ever get involved with him.*

Z is for the zoloft that I had to start taking.

. is for period, which is a good excuse that comes in handy once a
month.

Based on True Life Experiences.

Created by : Maria, Elaine, & Taylor