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Once again, the female staff of the University will be offering courses to men:

* Economics
o 101: Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
o 102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things For Christmas- Give Us Money
* English
o 101: Spelling-Even You Can Get It Right
o 102: The Attainable Goal-Omitting "*#?$@" From Your Vocabulary
o 110: How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
* Environmental Studies
o 101: Garbage- Getting It to the Curb
o 102: Why It Is Unacceptable to Releive Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
o 104: How to Fill an Icetray
o 105: How to Put the Toilet Lid Down
o 106: Learning to Aim Start- It Can Be Done (must be taken with ES 105)
* Health
o 101: How to Stay Awake After Sex
o 102: Parenting- It Doesn't End With Conception (also Psych 102)
o 103a: You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
o 103b: The Morning Dilemma- If It's Awake, Take a Shower
o 104: Changing Your Underwear- It Really Works
o 110: You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
o 201: Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson- Especially When Your Naked
* Leisure Studies
o 101: The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
o 102: How to Go Shopping With a Woman Without Getting Lost
o 110: Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
* Psychology
o 100: Combatting Stupidity
o 101: PMS- Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
o 103: Understanding the Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3am
o 111: Give Me a Break- Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
o 250: Learning Self-Control- How Not to Adjust Your Balls in Public
* Sociology
o 101: YOU- The Weaker Sex
o 115: Why Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
o 210: Male Bonding- How to Leave Your Friends At Their Homes