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- A man with a 50 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain
that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him.  "They
all tell me that my penis is too long."

 "Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there any way you
can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do.
But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you."  So the
doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story.  "Witch, my
penis is 50 inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with
me.  Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch asked him to "Pull it out and let me look at it."

The man uncoils his 50 inch penis. The witch stares in amazement,
scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution
to your problem.  What you have to do is go to this pond deep in
the forest.  In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who
can help solve your dilemma.  First you must ask the frog to marry
you.  Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be
ten inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.  He came upon
the pond and sure enough, there sat this frog on a log.  He called out
to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied,  "NO".

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 10 inches shorter.
"WOW," he screamed out loud, "This is great!!"  But it's still too
long at 40 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again. "Frog,
will you marry me?," the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was
another 10 inches shorter.  The man laughed,  "This is fantastic."
He looked down at his penis again, 30 inches long, and reflected
for a moment.  Thirty inches is still a monster, just a little less
would be ideal.  So, I'll ask the frog to marry me one more time.
Grinning, he  looked  across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you
marry me?"

The frog looked back across pond shaking its head, "NO..........
NO..........and for the last time..........NO!"