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| Well, where do I begin? Let me say that this page is intended for laughing (a healing process needed after a bad relationship), and possibly a stepping stone (stepping stone =  which that is the bald head of "The DickHead" who inspired this page) for moving on after being stepped on ourself for so long by an "ex-boyfriend". Why didn't mom give me the "Women's Little Instruction Book" when I was younger!!...? |
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Oh
and BTW, I have one of
those ex-boyfriends from here on the internet, as you can see by this picture»»» |
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And I would of been better off
And my EX would be better off if I had dated this one...»»». if he would say his prayers each nite before going to bed! |
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Ladies if you are considering a net relationship, at least start now by narrowing down what it is you are looking for in a nerd........... .....oooops....I mean a man. And remember, you have to take into consideration what exactly a man on the net can offer you in the terms of a relationship and also of the material world since there is no physical contact. Just what can you gain from the relationship? (well you cant get pregnant or gain a STD thru your pc since you are not physically sleeping with him! Maybe a virus though, sheesh!!) |
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Well my ex was a graphic artist wanna be. So alas, something beneficial did come from it for me, even though what he had was very "little" to give.... (heehee...Nicki snicker). He taught me some things about graphics..
And here is his very first gif to me............
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| Now I have narrowed my options down to the type of man here on the net that I would like to be involved with. If all a net lover can give me, is gifts from his talents here on the internet then here is what I want. Pretty kewl eh? |
| Oh, BTW Q, if you are reading this, and if you are the least bit worried about your 12 string acoustic guitar that is here, you have nothing to worry about. It is in good hands. The guys down at the pawn shop promised me they would take good care of it til you get there to pick it up. ;-) So no need to worry there! |
If you have already experienced an internet relationship, please share your advice, help, or tips, to any female who may be considering a relationship with the male species here on the web: |
Cindy: Well, if you want to see him in real life, and you dont want to wait months and months even with him being thousands of miles away, tell him you are considering a threesome with him and another female. Works every time! :-) |
Jill: If the guy you are with on the web is married and if he surprisingly shows up at your doorstep with everything he owns, its probably because his wife threw him out after catching him cybering with someone on the web (and it wasn't you)! |
| Your Quotes, Two liners, or anything of the sort are welcomed here and will be displayed before moving them onto the proper page where it will be placed permanently.
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| And now
for all the men
who visited my site and endured all there was to endure here, the on the web that you will ever view. Enjoy guys!! Click Below. |
| It's Finally Here! What Every Man Needs. His Very Own Instruction BookOn Understanding Women!! |
| To any dick heads out there that feel they are ready to turn over a new leaf, start a new, and feel you have seen the light and want to change your ways, call this Dick Head Hotline NOW! |
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